"If you're a manager right now, would you take the Man Utd job or the West Ham job?" 🤔 Graeme Souness presents the question to Troy Deeney on #ThreeUpFront... pic.twitter.com/ZRb1…

Manchester united fans at half-time

Is it military training that Manchester United players are doing in Carrington? These injuries are not normal over 65 cases of different injuries #MUNARS

Arsenal can fight for their league title now but can’t be like Manchester United! At least we’re not going trophyless. pic.twitter.com/BKC9…

We are no longer tweeting until Manchester united equalize .

Can’t tell me United signing Holjund weren’t money laundering. Legit has 0 football fundamentals man this is so hard to watch.

The fact that Man utd laughed at Chelsea the whole season for being 10th only to be ending the season below Chelsea has to be one of the biggest plot twist in recent times. The bald dude said eras come to an end tho I guess he was referring to Utds era on everything

Manchester United we might score 2 in the second half 💯

Manchester United have literally only turned up for Liverpool games this season and that’s it, losers.

Manchester United eeeii, 😂😂

United v Arsenal , even in the “TRA” attracting the oddest bunch of fans for some time. Pass ons galore despite various rules and regs now associated with a STH. Gonna win 2 v 1 . If not solace in @UWSmag , proudly served by @AndyMitten today #MUFCOK 🇾🇪 pic.twitter.com/FsCy…

If you think I support Man U then you don’t know me at all 🤝🏾

As a rogue Mary Earps fan sitting at the VERY Tottenham end of Wembley stadium in the #WomensFACup final I had to cheer very very quietly Man United 4 - Spurs 0 Fantastic crowd of 76000. Loads of kids. Pay attention men’s game. My daughter and I had a brilliant time pic.twitter.com/S0rz…

Jonny Evans should change his name to Johnnie Walker coz thats all he does all match @ManUtd

JUST RETWEET. SO THAT IT REACHES THIS USELESS B*STARD @ManUtd

🎶Oh Lucia Garcia She came to us from Spain She signed for Man Utd To cause the scousers pain Her brothers don't play football So she put on her boots And Every time she gets the ball she turns around and shoots🎶 #MUWomen