Didn’t get the win, but we still had a great time at the @Mariners game! (At least @KOMOhaider is happy… the only Astros fan on the @komonews morning team) #TridentsUp #ARCSeattle

Alex Bregman: HR, 3B, 2 RBI Spencer Arrighetti: 6 IP, 2 H, 0 R, 8 K The @Astros take the finale in Seattle.

An Astros win is like your favorite show. You have to wait a whole damn wee to see it again

Today’s @AstrosFansUK Player Of The Game powered by @TexasJoesBBQ : Spencer Arrighetti! The best performance of his MLB career, Arrighetti was superb over 6IP with only 2H, 0ER & 8K, shutting down the Mariners in his 1st quality start. Congratulations @szane_24! #Astros

Astros starting pitchers last 8 games (7 quality starts): 49 innings 34 hits 13 runs (12 earned) 4 HRs 14 walks 55 strikeouts .191 average against 2.20 ERA

2017 Astros title run

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Nothing else happened today, right? Arrighetti was dominant: 6 innings, only 2 hits, 0 runs & 8 Ks. Bullpen threw up zeroes. Breggy came up big with a 2 run 💣 & triple, Clutch Caratini with 💣 & RBI. ‘Stros scored in 3 innings! #Relentless

Alright: back to roasting the Astros and blaming them for my constant pain and suffering

#Astros starting pitchers on trip at Oak (2-1), Sea (1-3): 43 IP, 32 H, 10 ER, 11 BB, 52 K, 2.09 ERA, 1.00 WHIP Allowed just 17 R in 7 games. Seattle & Houston each scored 9 runs in their 4-game series, though Mariners won 3 of 4.

Welp Astros / Mariners Over 7.5 is a loss ❌ #DTL I love baseball in full but this MLB season has been atrocious so far. Ball is way too dead. Half joking on the ball but not joking about the level of pitching across MLB. Elite tier domination.

Personally, I’d like to see the catching time be just about split down the middle between Caratini and Diaz, if not 60/40 Caratini. #Relentless

ICYMI: New game time for Sundays @astros game vs the Twins! 12:05pm with gates at 10am! ⚾️ #Relentless

Jeff Bagwell every time Abreu hits a soft dribbler that finds its way out the infield. #Relentless

ASTROS WIN! Fkin finally.

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